Sunday, June 26, 2005

Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

Kitty Farmer: [Tearfully to Rose Darko] Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Frank: 28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.


Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.

Kitty Farmer: Not only am I a teacher, but I am also the mother of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.

Karen Pommeroy: This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful.

[last lines]
Gretchen: Hey. What's going on?
David: Horrible accident. My neighbour... got killed.
Gretchen: What happened?
David: Got smooshed by a jet engine.
Gretchen: What was his name?
David: Donnie. Donnie Darko.
Gretchen: Hmm.
David: I feel bad for his family.
Gretchen: Yeah.
David: Did you know him?
Gretchen: No.



Donnie Darko (2001)

Saturday, June 25, 2005

$2,639,894

Friday, June 24, 2005

i just thought this seemed relevent:

Cheers darlin'
Here's to you and your lover boy
Cheers darlin'
I got years to wait around for you
Cheers darlin'
I've got your wedding bells in my ear
Cheers darlin'
You give me three cigarettes
To smoke my tears away

And I die when you mention his name
And I lied, I should have kissed you
When we were running in the rains


What am I, darlin'?
A whisper in your ear?
A piece of your cake?
What am I, darlin?
The boy you can fear?
Or your biggest mistake?


Cheers darlin'
Here's to you and your lover man
Cheers darlin'
I just hang around and eat from a can
Cheers darlin'
I got a ribbon of green on my guitar
Cheers darlin'
I got a beauty queen
To sit not very far from here


I die when he comes around
To take you home
I'm too shy, I should have kissed you
When we were alone

What am I, darlin'?
A whisper in your ear?
A piece of your cake?
What am I, darlin?
The boy you can fear?
Or your biggest mistake?

What am I?
What am I, darlin'?
I got years to wait around for you

cheers darlin' - damien rice

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

literature and film's greatest accomplishments:


  • willy wonka - charlie and the chocolate factory
  • rusty ryan - ocean's 11
  • captain jack sparrow - pirates of the caribbean
  • macbeth - shakespeare's macbeth
  • napolean dynamite - napolean dynamite
  • kip dynamite - napolean dynamite
  • christopher - the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime
  • donnie darko - donnie darko
  • the riddler - batman forever
  • joel barrish - eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
  • hunter adams - patch adams
  • wilson - cast away
  • tyler durden - fight club
  • atticus finch - to kill a mocking bird
  • lenard shelby - memento
  • macaulay conner - the philadelphia story
  • juror #8 - 12 angry men
  • l. b. jefferies - rear window
  • forest gump - forest gump
  • ed bloom - big fish
  • penny lane - almost famous
  • merlin - arthur
  • han solo - star wars
  • christian - moulin rouge!
  • lorna doone - lorna doone
  • holden caulfield - the catcher in the rye
  • sherlock holmes - the hound of the baskervilles
  • tom ripley - the talented mr. ripley
  • arthur radley - to kill a mocking bird
  • eeyore - winnie the pooh
  • hannibal lecter - silence of the lambs
  • mary poppins - mary poppins
  • blondie - the good, the bad, and the ugly
  • inspector clouseau - the pink panther
  • raymond babbit - rain man
  • scarlett o'hara - gone with the wind
  • edmond dantès - the count of monte cristo
  • christian - the pilgrim's progress
  • ford prefect - the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
  • toad - the wind in the willows
  • mr. tall - mr. tall
  • mr. muggs - mr. muggs
  • the homestar runner - the homestar runner enters the strongest man in the world contest
  • the grape fairie - the homestar runner enters the strongest man in the world contest

any suggestions/comments welcome

"so call me captain backfire."

john mayer - my stupid mouth
well, it seems like we've been missing colour.
no kidding.


so this year ends, but again, i wasn't quite ready for it. at the risk of sounding like an old clint eastwood movie or a new superhero movie, "i've got some unfinished business to take care of."

before you ask,
"i'd rather not."


wishing he wasn't dead,
-andy

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

June 21, Power School disabled.

Monday, June 20, 2005

bad tree = bad fruit



and to quote one brother of mine:
'nuff said.

Friday, June 17, 2005

relevency to today's events? 0
but do i care? not a chance...


think of it this way: kick off the exams; draw a liger and a cloud that looks like a bush; lose trust in some kids; pass a test; remember to breathe.


mental note: work on reflexes.

so i think that maybe i should really try harder when it comes to relationships. less ignoring and stupid mistakes. what have we learned today class? with is a preposition! to quote someone special (in their own way), "whee!"

mental note: work on organization.





pass.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

as requested...

oh, i'm sorry
oh, i'm sorry for being flawed
oh, i'm sorry for being tempted
oh, i'm sorry for being used
oh, i'm sorry for being quiet
oh, i'm sorry for being one to not make a first impression
oh, i'm sorry for being too busy for you
oh, i'm sorry for being boring
oh, i'm sorry for being dishonourable
oh, i'm sorry for being complacent
oh, i'm sorry for being late again
oh, i'm sorry for being the one who has to call
oh, i'm sorry for being honest
oh, i'm sorry for being
oh, i'm sorry

oh, i'm sorry
oh, i'm sorry for not waiting
oh, i'm sorry for forgetting
oh, i'm sorry for pulling the trigger
oh, i'm sorry for not jumping
oh, i'm sorry for not catching you
oh, i'm sorry for having no time
oh, i'm sorry for wasting your time
oh, i'm sorry for forgetting to tie my shoelaces
oh, i'm sorry for rejecting you so harshly
oh, i'm sorry for speaking without thinking
oh, i'm sorry for missing the alarm
oh, i'm sorry for not trying very hard
oh, i'm sorry for giving it a shot
oh, i'm sorry for not sending a letter
oh, i'm sorry for not writing it down
oh, i'm sorry for not holding my breath long enough
oh, i'm sorry for casting a shadow over you
oh, i'm sorry for not living up to your expectations
oh, i'm sorry for setting a bad example
oh, i'm sorry for leaving when you needed me
oh, i'm sorry for getting you tangled up in this
oh, i'm sorrt for being prone to love
oh, i'm sorry for letting my blood boil in my veins
oh, i'm sorry

i'm sorry this took so long.

Monday, June 13, 2005

so picture this:

i'm on the bus, and i see a sign that says,
"hidden fees suck."
and
"dresses for weddings, proms, teachers."












oh, and i was left with this thought:
"she asked me to break her arm so i could sign the cast."

Monday, June 06, 2005

And if I could swim, I'd swim out to you in the ocean,
Swim out to where you were floating in the dark.
And if I was blessed, I'd walk on the water you're breathing,
To lend you some air for that heaving sunken chest.
'Cause they chose you as the model for their empty little dreams,
With your new head and your legs spread like a filthy magazine.
And they hunt you, and they gut you, and you give in..
And if I was brave, I'd climb up to you on the mountain,
They led you to drink from their fountain, spouting lies.
And I'd slay the horrible beast they commissioned
To steer me away from my mission to your eyes.
And I'd stand there, like a soldier, with my foot upon his chest,
With my grin spread, and my arms out, in my bloodstained Sunday's best,
And you'd hold me, and remind you who you are.. under their shell...
(chorus)
I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes
These soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue;
My soul is useless without you...
And if they send a whirlwind, I'd hug it like a harmless little tree
Or an earthquake, I'd calm it, and I'd bring you back to me,
And I'd hold you in my weak arms like a first born
I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes,
these soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue
My soul is usless without you..
(through hell for you)
(through hell for you)
Without you, without you...
(through hell for you)
Without you
(through hell for you)
Now I've walked through hell for you
What's an adventurer to do,
But rest these feet at home with you?


a walk through hell - say anything