Saturday, April 02, 2005

  1. i want to sleep on a towel
  2. i want to stand on the edge of a rainstorm
  3. i want to experience tragedy
  4. i want to do something stupid and get cut because of it -- like i deserve
  5. i want to stand in the bay of fundy on low tide and stay when the tide comes in
  6. i want to plan with a friend how to ask someone out -- then when i try to, to forget and make it up
  7. i want to break something valuable -- like my heart
  8. i want to free a bird
  9. i want to become immune to onions
  10. i want to call have a boss who is confident in me
  11. i want to go flying with my friend
  12. i want to watch an elementary basketball tournament for no reason
  13. i want to coach a kids team
  14. i want to jump from one trampoline to another
  15. i want to help someone cross the street when there are no cars around
  16. i want to do something heroic and not be noticed
  17. i want to carry someone's books
  18. i want to memorize something useless
  19. i want to give away something i need
  20. i want to understand people
  21. i want to never break someone's trust
  22. i want to be on the short-handed team
  23. i want to own a dog
  24. i want to have eggs thrown at my house on halloween
  25. i want to marry
  26. i want to shake the hand of someone important
  27. i want to be tired when i'm doing something important
  28. i want to be nervous about standing in front of people at first
  29. i want to frame pictures of someone important to no one but me
  30. i want to open a letter to me from a relative i have never spoken to
  31. i want to make a wise descision
  32. i want to finish an essay a week before it's due
  33. i want to read an entire newspaper
  34. i want to subscribe to a magazine i've never heard of
  35. i want to plant a tree
  36. i want to tie a string around my wrist
  37. i want to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop again

6 comments:

claud said...

i want to break something valuable -- like my heart
but what if you can never un-break it?
i want to go flying with my friend
ooh, i wanna come! pick me! pick me!
i want to make a wise descision
learn how to spell decision first
i want to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop again
again?

Andy said...

1. then so be it.

2. not "a friend" -- the one who promised to take me flying.

3. some people just don't understand irony.

4. thank you captain obvious, i didn't realize that i said "again".



yes i'm being hostile but that's just because i've been in such a good mood recently that i might explode.

Andy said...

i had my near death experience today. stood up and hit my head on the ends of a pitchfork thingy.

Anonymous said...

andy, i'm really sorry, but i just don't think this list is B*Kool material. we're gonna have to let you go now.

you're fired. now can you make some more marshmallows?

claud said...

well warn me before you explode.

Andy said...

i stood on the edge of a rainstorm.