i'm going to tell a story.


today on the bus, our kindly driver gave us all chips and drinks as a christmas thing. gift... something you should know about my busride, after a bunch of kids get off there's about half an hour where no one gets off. during that half hour there are no more than seven people still on. this is when the real fun started. imagine the leftover 15+ pop cans in the front seat, now imagine a sharp turn.

yeah...

five cans of pepsi got punctured sending pepsi flying all over the front window, roof, a few seats, and my coat. three cans of 7-up decorated the already garland-furnished walls and stickered windows.

best christmas gift ever